Release your Job Stress - Have a Workrant
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| Name: Cakakies From: Around the way Job: Bullshit taker, bullshit giver |
WHY IS IT SO FREAKING COLD IN HERE?! Whats the point of moving us to a new building just to freeze us? The work load is making me go out of my mind, but the effed up thing is- THEY WONT HIRE ANOTHER ADJUSTER! I have more work than can be handled in an 8 hour day...no scratch that 7.75 hrs (stingy bastids only allow a 45 minute lunch). And tomorrow I have a meeting with my "boss" about my "plan of action" to get "back on track". Whore-I'm off the rails...on a crazy freaking train. Dont fu$king tempt me to tell you off. And screw your memos. I ignore them for a reason. Hate is too weak a word. I LOATH THIS PLACE! (that last exclaimation poin caused my pinkie on my right hand to shatter in this MIND NUMBING COLD! AAHHHHHHHHH!) |
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| Name: JC |
My boss only acknowledges me when he needs to chew me out for things me assumes are my fault or thinks I haven't done (I never get a chance to explain). When I need to ask him a question about something I am working on for him, he acts like I'm not there. When we are in the elevator, he ignores me and plays with his blackberry. When he brings his kids to work, I'm the only one he doesn't introduce them to. Asshole. |
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| Name: die From: in Job: a fire |
The company I work for thinks its ok to tell people when a good time is to get pregnant and when people should make their wedding dates hahahahahahahahaha that is so fucked up I can't believe it. They think the world revovles around that cheap ass company who care if people have lives outside of work..I don't fucking think so. This job comes LAST in my life you fuckers. Honestly every day I spend there is a waste of my time. People get all dramatic when things don't get done I really could care less.. I do what I can and go home fuck you all. I don't get paid enough to give a fuck about this company or anyone in it. Die please. |
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| Name: tyler From: boston Job: market analyst |
computers are toys for drones. why the fuck am i sitting in the 11th floor of a glass box breathing recirculated air? office worker drones pale from the glare of their LED screens. precious drones losing minutes, hours and days off their lives. it would be tragic if it weren't for the fact that most of them are stupid, ignorant dumb f$#ks. modern day slaves looking forward to the 1.5 hour freeway commute home to live large in suburban bliss. worklife kills potential.  |
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| Name: Mr charity child (what u sure) From: Homes of the Chilian patriots Job: What is that ??? |
Evening bitch. Yes i'm talking to you. Look at me I'm in Weight Watchers. You need more that that baby believe me. Have you tried exercise is an option!!!! Right this it the score, your getting on my tits, have a look in the mirror, look up the word encouragement in the dictionary, write in down on a prawn cracker and swallow it. Absorbe it into your corrupted digestive system and learn from it. You get the idea??? good, one day you will be eating my slave trade gaze and saying "please Mr don't feed me anymore facts" !!! |
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| Name: fedup From: fedup Job: fedup |
You are blind to your ignorance.Ha ha. Obviously. You can't control your emotions. You heart is made of gelatinous farm juices. You call them stupid when the simple truth is that you don't have the patience to to do your job with care. But it's okay, because you aren't smart enough to do that even if you had the integrity to try. Your life will be clouded with dust and allergens and divorce. |
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| Name: Hey Nurse! From: Hell Job: I said I was a fucking nurse! |
This is my third time coming here,wow but I have to vent and really have nowhere else. I had to leave my shift early the other day,I was ready to throw all caution to the wind and lose my mind.Paperwork,doctors,families,and patients.All coming at me,me being afraid that I gave a wrong dose because some idiot family member is talking in my ear.GO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN SOMEWHERE! No I don't care that "Mama" is uncomfortable,is her ass breathing? If yes then STFU,my job is not being her slave girl at her beck and call.You love her so much,make her comfortable your damn self.Then one bitch patient " Why is this pill a different color,the one I take is usually blue"."BITCH,JUST TAKE THE DAMN THING...I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT THE HOSPITAL HAS ONCE AGAIN CHANGED PHARMANCY HANDS".The same meds can come in all kinds of different colors.Plus it's not a nacrotic,you'll be fine... just shut up!.Oh and not to mention the fat ass who nearly broke my and 5 other nurses backs! I'M SICK OF FAT FUCKS! People need to get off their ass's and lose weight,don't give me that " Oh it's all DNA".Bullshit,stop eating crap and walk once in awhile.I'm getting off this damn unit,too many fat bitches are admitted.I.hate.my.job. The pay is great but money is not worth losing your soul piece by piece. |
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| Name: fucking From: idiots Job: need to listen |
if you fucking idiots are going to constantly blame you NOT being able to do your job on the following: -computer/laptop -don't understand how this works -just plain stupid ...then you could at the very fucking least shut the fuck up while I explain what the fuck you did to cause yourself to not be able to work..AND fix the fucking problem. Please understand there is a reason I know WTF i'm doing and YOU OBVIOUSLY DON"T...so again...SHUT THE FUCK UP. ...and please....spare me the fucking small talk while i'm fixing your shit...when I put you on hold...guess what...that means shut the fuck up. and double please....NEVER fucking ask me again how did I fix the issues....it doesn't matter you WILL fuck it up royally AGAIN by surfing the web, downloading shit, trying to open up mega ass files by clicking on them a thousand times...the list goes on. Learn how to use a fucking computer folks....it's not that fucking hard. |
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| Name: Me From: Here Job: This |
Oh my word! What follows here is a faithfull narrative of conversations with an adult colleague. You can not find the file you saved? Check the c-drive. The what? Sigh, explain ... You can not find the file you saved AGAIN? Check the c-drive. The what? Sigh, explain ... Not there. What about the other drive? The what? Sigh, count to ten, remember what mama said, be kind. Sigh, explain ... Still can not find the file. Where do I think 'it' goes to when 'it' does this? Oh what the hell forget what mama said. Noooooooo, its a mystery to me too, but it should be sooooooomewhere in that black box under your screen. And this after you went on a computer training course.... |
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| Name: Tuchs From: America Job: Slave |
I hate this! I hate my boss! From being a manager now my emails are reviewed by her! She treats as a slave, AND I HAVE TO BE A FUCKING SLAVE! She makes me feel so stupid and it takes so long to recover my self-esteem! One fucking mistake and she make me ask for forgiveness.. she has personal problems and she uses me as a fucking punching bag! I can�t wait to go back home! I miss my normal life in my old job! I feel horrible! I really want to go back home and to my old company, this is not worth it! I�m sick all the time, my blood pressure goes up and i cannot quit because this not my fucking country and i have to wait until they send me back home....... |
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| Name: ROSE From: north east Job: cleaner |
My ex supervisor CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP "When I clap my hands like this it means you come here now!!!!!!!!!!!" Me (1 finger in the air), "when I do this it means you fuck yourself right now before I stick my foot so far up your fat ginger ass." I hate being a cleaner, I even say im just a cleaner, what the fuck does that mean? At least im earning but its such a chore now. U'd think my job would be so simple, do it, go home and thats the end but no because I have a stupid twat of a woman who should be my ex supervisor who thinks she still is harrassing the shit out of me every fucking day. Yeah Carol im talking about you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I vision myself grabbing her ugly fucking hair with both hands wrapped as tight as can be around it and swinging the horrible bully cunt round and round till har limbs pop off one by one till im left with just her head and torso to bounce to the fucking dustbin.FUCK YOU CAROL. |
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| Name: Drowninginyourstupidity From: England, UK Job: Office Admin |
have you sent me this? - yep - have you sent it yet? - yes i cant find it - i send it again - have you resent it? - yes - i still havent got it....3 hours later, sorry, ive missed the deadline because she didnt send me it....erm, can i have a look at your inbox please?.....THERE IT IS, 14 TIMES OVER!! STOP BLAMING ME AND LEARN TO USE A COMPUTER YOU JUMPED UP WANKER! ....and, rant over! |
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| Name: mortgagenearlypaid!!!!!!!!!!!! From: uk Job: senior technicin |
school teachers are a bunch of stuck up nerdy swats of the career world.they look down on everyone else who isn't in a career that they work with.They are so wrapped up in being arselicking boring workaholics that their home life is contaminated with their school work. Get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My mortgage is nearly paid off and i don't need the stress that your nerdy career creates.I'm basking in the fact that 35 hours a week is all i need and my home life has never been contaminated like yours.My outgoings are also peanuts,unlike yours with your massive student debt,your horrendous rent,car on hp,and trying to save a deposit for a house.You lot are fucked so get off your high horses you nerdy arselicking skint non house owning scum. |
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| Name: Elizabeth From: York Job: Admin |
 STOP TALKING, STOP TALKING, STOP TALKING!!!!!I literally want to fight the urge every second of every work day to tell you what an absolute knob jokey you are!!!!! But even then I wouldn't be able to get a word in anyway!!! NO ONE GIVES A RATS ARSE ABOUT ANY OF THE MINDLESS CRAP THAT FALLS SO FREELY FROM YOUR STUPID FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!! I think even if you searched the whole universe you would not find a more self absorbed, selfish, sneaky, self indulgent little martyr. You take centre stage and impose you're crappy self on everyone, and not once do you stop and listen to anyone else!!!!! Your voice is the worst, I would rather be trapped in a dark room having to listen to the cheeky girls on repeat then have to listen to one more fucking word that regurgitates from your fucking ANNOYING self!!!!! You should work in a prison as a form of ultimate punishment to prisoners. You could just talk to them and stick your fat belly out at them like you do, whilst shouting and giggling like a fucking RETARD!!!!!!!!! Normally I would say you need to go and have a quiet word with yourself but there is nothing frickin quiet about you!!!!!!! So go and have a fucking loud word with yourself and DO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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| Name: youmakemylifeatworkunbearable! From: uk Job: manager |
Why oh why do you employ me????? I have here 5 years and you still stand over me and talk to me like I don't know how to do my job?!!!! A monkey could do the job you do which is not a lot. You might own the company but your just a stuck up fool who plays on his computer/watches porn all day whilst I do my job plus all the other stuff. If you could only see that slowly but surely your making me dislike you day after day. You now want me to do telesales as well as everything else?! Um something tells me you just can't be bothered to employ another person because you are a tight fisted twat who only thinks about himself!!!!! I hate this place and I will be leaving this year with or without another job and lets see how well your business is run then!!!!! |
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| Name: Tori |
Oh please shut the fuck up please please please ur just a liar&a gossip I'm not interested in anything you say coz I don't believe one word that comes out ur ugly fuking mouth.ur not even good looking wi yer huge jawline&stupit teeth yet you think ur gods gift&all the men fancy you,you're a whore that's not why they fancy you,I hate the sound of ur voice every fuking day at work&cant wait to work somewhere else so I don't have to have anything to do with you ever again you dangerous forty faced ugly bitch! |
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| Name: Over it !!! From: NOne ya !!! Job: fkn slave |
I am sooo sick of my stupid boss .... she always fks up and then somehow tries to blame me for things and get me in shit off others and make me look like a fkn incompetent little child. well bitch im a lot more educated then u7 !!!! atleast i know how to do my job and i actually have the balls to admnit when i have made a mistake... today she asks me to rearrange the stationary cupboard and i said okay is there any particular way u want it , and she goes ur a big girl you can do it ... so i did and then she got made becoz she "couldnt find the things she needed" . If i have done such a shit house fkn job , do it ur god dam self !!!! I cnt wait till i can leave this god dam dead end job , i hate it sooo mch ... Id rather lick a door knob on a public toilet then work 4 my boss any longer !!!! |
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| Name: chacha From: Boston Mass Job: do this do that |
Okay, here goes I cant stand my fuckin boss. She is this black wannabe muslim bitch she is a fuckin idiot who dont even understand the religion she claims to represent. On top of all that shit, she hired her whole fuckin family. Her fat bitch ass mother screams at the employees all the damn time. She is like seventy years old and she is a fat bitch with a shitty attitude. She adopted a muslim name meaning peace, she is a peace allright a piece of shit. Now, dont get me wrong, I have nothin against the religion it is the dumb ass bitches that hate white people and it shows in every thing they do. The economy is so fucked up I find it hard to get a job elsewhere. Today this fat bitch came and told me she needed me to show her how to "work the computer" I mean she is a fuckin headache and I have major duties to fulfill in my position. If you say anything to the boss, her bitch ass mama or the other twenty family members draining the budget, you catch pure hell. One day the bitch said, if she had it her way, only certain people would work there. They cant fuckin type, cant spell, ignorance is the daily task at hand but they own the fuckin company because they swindled it out from under some older folks. I mean who the hell do these fuckers think they are foolin? Not God and not me. They put on fuckin garments like they are Arab but they live in the U.S, they eat at burger king not Dubai inn. They steal, lie, cheat and hate anyone that is not kissin their asses. Tomorrow I have to deal with these bitches on a professional level and I swear I want to punch them in the fuckin face. I really want to say every damn thing I said here and one day the two faced liars are gonna hear it up front and personal. Oh, yeah, and there are the rest of the fuckers that really hate white people, sayin dont do your job too well, you make us look bad...foreigner lady and some other african americans who work there. I am like , you know if the shoe was on the other foot, someone would be all over the news by now for real, and I am not being funny or shitty about what I said, but these mother fuckers are some real life stupid, ignorant, raunchy asses who I wish would fuckin go bankrupt. They get some type of kick out of seeing people work while they fuck up everything their dumb asses touch. Wish me luck yall, tomorrow is another day another dollar and another certain encounter with a BITCH.....so with you all in mind, now that I have been so fortunate to vent, I will look those bitches in the eyes, initials here...BUJJSPKHTVNWNASBAH....but I will smile with sheer delight when i greet them, for my hello,how are you to them really translates to Hey Stupid Bitch ass Fucker, go stick your fuckin stupid face in a fuckin bag and paint on a fake ass smile. |
