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| Name: xemeC From: Poland Job: Lick My Balls |
I hate everything about my job... And my boss have problems with my holidays, my boss have problems with everything. But the only problem to solve is my boss! He's incompetent and i hope he will be fired faster than me. Sucks! |
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| Name: Trashman From: Wave Good Bye Job: Cleaning Up Peoples Shit |
All you people at work are so sad, so depressed, so negative, so rude, and so stupid. You are a beaurocracy but all your procedures and policies make things terribly in-efficient and waste hard earned residents money. I can't beleive that I work for this (dis)organisation. It's a sham, and it has really rattled me because I am so passionate and damn good at why I do, but no matter what progress or positive suggestions I make to improve the shit house procedures the hell hole has, it all gets nit pickes, shat on, and rammed back down my throat. Just SHUT UP, SHUT UP. Do this, don't do that. Shut THE FUCK UP. Just GOT A FUCKIN' MINUTE? Cow lady - you are a real bitch and no matter what I do, you are never happy. You smell, by the way. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Sluts. Go clean up your own shit, wipe your own assess, and shove all your correspondence, paperwork and yellow brick roads right up your damned assess. |
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| Name: Useless From: Under My Rock Job: Drone |
First day back from a week's holiday. Relaxed to despairing in under 20 seconds. Oh, I see you've moved my completely unfeasible deadline back to make it 3 day's shorter. That's fine. Now you're micro-managing me, assigning me tasks to do each day (as if I couldn't do that myself based on the assigned priorities) even though you have no idea how long those tasks take to complete. That's fine too. And you know why? Because I don't care. I will do my hours (and a little extra) and plough through those tasks. But if I don't make the ridiculous deadline, well *shrug*, next time try (a) planning and (b) asking for something that's possible. My health, happiness, relationship and escape plan are all way more important than this stupid, pointless job. |
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| Name: stuck in hell From: USA Job: middle management hell |
My boss is like a female Napolean. Short and French and a tyrant. Her insecurities know no bounds. She is threatened by anyone with half a brain and hates attractive women. She much prefers to work with ugly subservient types who stroke her ego. I can't wait to quit. I can't wait to never see her face again. I can't wait to never hear her affected, French accent and her condescending silences on conference calls ever again. Her ability to shred you to pieces with a pause. It took me a few months and I kept questioning myself. Your disapproval and constant criticism were new. I'd never gotten a negative performance review in 15 years. Now everything I do displeases you. Well, it took me a few months, but now I have your number. Where your pauses and disapproval made my hands and knees shake a few months ago, and caused me to lose sleep, now I just feel sorry for you. For your life, behind your veneer of perfection that you cultivate, must be very sad, lonely and pathetic for you to treat other people this way. I can't wait to leave you forever. It is just a matter of time. Maybe even just a few weeks. There is light at the end of this horrid work tunnel. I hope to never see or talk to you again. |
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| Name: My From: Life Job: Sucks |
I hate you. I want to punch you in the fucking face. All you do is gossip about everyone in the building, and suck up to the boss. You're a fucking two-faced whore. I can't look at you. I can't be near you. You make my work day miserable. You fucking bitch. How many times can you fuck up without being fired? |
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| Name: You fucking snooze From: You fucking lose Job: your best employee |
Fuck you all you fucking fuckers. How dare you treat me like shit - you have no idea what the fuck you are doing - or do you? Well, good luck in finding someone as good as I am. Little do you know that at this moment I am applying for other jobs and it won't be long until I get something better and leave you in the fucking lurch. That's what you get for promoting a junior over me! FUCK YOU ALL YOU FUCKWITS, I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL. To hell with your stupid fucking place. Your unit is the worst in the whole organisation, everyone will find this out sooner or later and it will be YOUR ugly heads on the chopping block! Believe me, I will have front row seats to that day. |
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| Name: fUCKYOUALL From: FEDS Job: BLAH |
i hate the dumb girl that i work with. she is vicious, weird and obsessed with perfection. sure, she's smart, but so is the devil. my boss is a weak, whiny, slimy worm with weird glasses and weird quirks. stop talking dip shit WE NEED A BREAK FROM YOUR DUMB ASS suggestions. YOU ARE A SIMPLETON AND AN IDIOT!! TAKE YOUR ASS TO A BRIDGE AND JUMP MUTHHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRFUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKERRRRRRRRRR. SPINELESS, WEAK, WORM!!! |
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| Name: sick From: to Job: death |
of my job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am fed up with the complaints and the nastiness from dealing with the public. Stop complaining and get over it will you! Yes it is expensive but guess what we pay the same amount too!! Stop yelling at me and saying you you you! When it isn't me me me! I don't make up the prices. If I could, I would say go to hell to all of you & my coworkers, can you not stop yelling when you are on the phone! Drives me right around the bloody bend! I want to say shut the fuck up! Are you not to speak normally or do you just want to hear your own voice? Why are you so lazy in answering the phone and I like it how no one in the acknowledges a customer when he/she walks through the door and a person could be standing there waiting the whoe entire day if I don't acknowledge them or help them. Lazy cows! Oh I didn't notice someone there! Your full of crap! When the door opens, it makes a noise! Bunch of lazy cows who cannot get off your lazy arses to help people. Good customer service bitches! & the manager is the biggest bitch of them all and then her sidekick who says she hates her and always says horrible things about her but they are always off in a corner whispering or talking about someone. If the manager only knew how the other talks about her! Bitch! You all suck! |
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| Name: Anon. Job: Peasant |
My boss has terrible personal hygiene. Today he came to work on Monday morning in the same clothes he wore on Friday. Yeah sure he could have washed and ironed them over the weekend, but pigs might also fly. He obviously doesn't shower in the morning - his hair is unkempt bed hair, as if he just got straight up off the pillow. He has crusty sleep in his eyes. His coffee breath would kill a horse. He is in short a scumbag. I hate my job so much. So, so much. |
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| Name: cowboyathlete From: Texas Medical Center Job: doormat |
God grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, and the Wisdom to make sure I completely dispose of my boss's body in a vat of acid. |
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| Name: ginger Job: uncomfortable |
I feel as though you want to listen to everyone's concerns but that you have to listen to mine. It is getting to the point where I am experiencing bouts of nausea because I am afraid of going to you. |
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| Name: Office bitch From: Hellsville |
Fucking whore bitch. Cock-sucking illiterate trailer trash. Thanks a lot for calling in sick on Friday and leaving me with all the reports to do, plus cover your phone that never stops ringing. How obvious can you be, always calling in sick on the Friday before a major holiday? Of course, that's never a problem with the boss, while if I call in sick, I get grilled like I'm on a witness stand. I'm fucking sick of this favoritism. I work twice as hard as you ever thought of doing, plus I often work through lunch. If you are so much as five minutes late getting your lunch break, you whine and snivel to gain sympathy. Claiming to be diabetic and needing to eat, what a lie 'cause I've seen you eat enough candy and cookies to put a real diabetic in the hospital. If there is ever an office shooting, I'm shoving you in the line of fire, I swear it. |
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| Name: hummm |
As much as i hate my job and everything about it. Including collegues, well i dont hate them, hate is a strong word but i don't like them, I feel like I spend too much time worrying about work. Why am I letting it get to me and worrying about it in my spare time? I'm going to try my best to leave the worrying while I'm at work, then when I'm home carry on with my life. That's right some of us have lives, some of my collegues find being too faced fun because they have no other life. Grow up. |
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| Name: Punished for common sense From: Idiotville Job: Dealing with fools |
I hate my job! I work for the local government. No job says crazy like dealing with four Judges that all think they are GOD!! Then you have a manager that cant stop rubbing his head when he is speaking to you. You ask for something and he closes his eyes and rubs his head. Did you hear me you dumbass? Oh and I am sooooo sorry that I dont go to the same church as all you hypocrites. That is my fault? I wouldnt go see rocks thrown at you on my day off. I HATE MY JOB! You have ruined good employees with all those great idea's you have. You think the tax payers havent noticed that you keep taking money for yourselves and screwing the employees. Yes you can fire anyone. Please please fire me. !! Any one reading this please please when voting this year, if the person is already in office vote them out!!! You are now hiring felons? Because they are success stories? What about those of us that have never been in trouble? I HATE THIS JOB AND THIS TOWN!!!    |
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| Name: Drone From: Shithole Job: Drone |
I FUCKING HATE THAT NAZI CUNT!!!!! FUCKING SOUTH AFRICAN RETARDED COCK-SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE FUCKING COMPANY. PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU ENJOY SUCKING COCK FOR LIVING. I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIFIC CAR CRASH MOTHERFUCKER. |
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| Name: Jane From: Doeland Job: Phucked |
Fuck my job. Fuckety fuck fuck fuck my fucking job. Fuck it in its stupid fucking donkey ass. Fuck my stupid fucking job. FUCK IT ALL!! |
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| Name: Arghhhhhhhh From: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh Job: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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| Name: valley From: of Job: death |
I HATE MY UNIVERSITY SO MUCH I AM GOING TO GO TO CAMPUS, AND GO ON A MURDER RAMPAGE AND OPEN FIRE ON EVERYONE!! it's really sad when it's a saturday on Labor day weekend and you still think these thoughts. |
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| Name: little old me From: a place like hell Job: 'can you just' dogs body |
im so so so so fooking fed up of working my bollocks off for managers who haven't got a fooking clue. How do I do this? How does this work? I haven't heard of that before! What the fook!!!!!!!! You are on twice the salary I am, you work half days, work from home . . . . go to stupid bastard meetings that doesn't even concern you and leave me to do all the work and take all of the responsibilty on a pittance, and when I raise questions about you to HR you cry your eyes out and they do nothing!! I cannot take this anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Name: don't give a shit From: who the hell cares |
I just got this new promotion and thought it would be great to finally get to set some rules blah blah blah but the other place still needs my help so I decided to help them out....well....my bitch of a boss calls me and tells me that my current pay won't be applied to the shift I decided to work and that getting overtime is not ok. Well...I'm sorry I HELPED YOU..I guess I won't be doing that EVER again. SHould I have called you at 5am just to ask "what to do?",,,hell no! I decided to be nice and let you sleep and handle it myself 'cause I'm an adult..but screw you bitch! I'm counting down the days til I hand in my notice...I have another job, it's just not enough hours. As soon as I get enough...see ya! You're not worth the stress and hair loss that I have had to deal with the last month. Maybe if you were a little nicer in your tone and and least say "thanks but don't do that again" I might be more understanding, but to tell me "clock out now and I'm not paying you your normal salary" well...fuck you too! At this point I don't give a shit what happens...I will go in , do my job and get the fuck out...trust me, you won't have to worry about overtime...I won't be there enough for that anyway. You wonder why you can't keep people in your company..cause you are rude and disrepectful. I understand why people run away...cause you forget we ARE people...not robots. Getting calls at midnight and then again at 5, plus we work over 8 hours during the day..when are we supposed to sleep or have any kind of social life? I guess that's why you don't. Ugh...I just can't wait to get out and everyone I have talked to says they see how bad things have become. Good luck when everyone that knows what they are doing quits on you. HAHAHAHAHA...I can't wait! |
