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Name: chris

From: shitsville

Job: unemployed

Why dont you all quit your bitching and be grateful you have a job. I've been unemployed for a year and a half and would gladly take your job.
Ranted on: February 9, 2010




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Name: Stressed Out

From: Hate my Jobville

Job: Hate

The harder you work the more you get screwed. What's with all these people that do crap and still have a job. I HATE MY JOB. I WANT TO DO SOMETHING ELSE
Ranted on: February 9, 2010




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Name: Nick

From: Fort Wayne

Job: Paralegal

My boss is a completely disrespectful moron...He is gay and has a crush on me. He decided to touch my junk one day and threatened me if I try to sue him. I'm trying to get a new job. Worst boss ever. He's a lawyer and think he's the best in town. My brother is also a lawyer for a big firm who went to the same law school and graduated higher than my boss. My bro says this guy is is incompetent. Really need a new job.
Ranted on: February 8, 2010




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Name: Rokin

From: New York

Job: Teacher

I cannot stand my stupid ass stiletto wearing bitch of an ap!!!! uuuuhhgggg she is so fucking ignorant with her damn speech impediment!!!!
Ranted on: February 8, 2010




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Name: Jen

From: Fuckoffville

Job: pawn

Fuck you Michelle.....you call in sick for all your IV shifts.....do you think people haven't noticed?? The first thing the boss is gonna do when she gets back is look thru the sick calls book.....I've counted your name in there 4 times for Jan. Lets wait a few more weeks and see how many times for Feb. Just so you know, you stupid bitch, it has not gone unnoticed. Your time will come. Karma is a bitch, just like you. FUCK OFF!!!
Ranted on: February 8, 2010




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Name: Tom Ace

From: stripmall, USA

Job: State Comptroller

Something for ya! Something for ya! Something for ya!

SO WHAT IF I'M HIGH AT WORK BITCH?!? YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!
Ranted on: February 8, 2010




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Name: nmm

From: massachusetts

Job: pawn

My boss is a real tyrant, she has an inferior intellect, but a superior attitude. I wish I could quit but I need the money. I recently had a baby which makes my life at work even more hellish because I don't have enough time to do what needs to get done before I have to leave to pick up the baby. I know that life is hard, and babies are a lot of work, but sometimes I just don't get it. What can I do!
Ranted on: February 8, 2010




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Name: It

From: doesn't

Job: matter

I can't wait until my husband knocks me up so I can go on mat leave and never see your ugly faces again. I am breathing deeply and calmly as I write this because I won't get pregnant if I'm stressed. You all suck.
Ranted on: February 8, 2010




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Name: Supergirl

From: UK

Job: Administrator

I reduced my hours not so long ago because I thought it would help reduce my stress levels at work. The weekly migraine and crying when I got home every day were getting a little too much, even for me.

My dumb-ass manager delegates everything she is asked to do because she is incapable of doing it herself. She can't spell and I have to stop myself from laughing out loud when I read her stupid emails. Laughing I hear you say, so I am having a good time at work, I wish. If I don't laugh, I'll cry.

Usually I'm an upbeat kind of girl but lately...I don't know it feels like the corporate chisel is chipping further into my soul. Every day seems that bit bleaker. My colleagues don't want to be there, but even though they hate it, they seem to be taking it out on one another and on me.

There seems to be this bleak and grotty feeling that is spreading through every workplace, every person.

The only people who make it to the top are bullies. People who are willing to stamp on the faces of others to scramble to the top.

But I ask you this, will it be any better once you get to the top? You'll just have to carry on fighting to stop any others beneath you stealing your crown. All of that misery you caused others will be in vain.

When will this mindless nonsense cease? When will we evolve?
Ranted on: February 8, 2010




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Name: Overworked

From: usa

Job: billing

I hate my job-because I have been here for 15 years and management has yet to get it right! Total disregard for employees and what they do for the company. Only those that like the color brown are given what they need for their job! I am an asset to this company but thru the eyes of the powers at b I don't matter except a sit filler!!! So in time I will turn in my notice and shit will hit the fan! Then who will be able to do my job or know what I do-from the last 15 years!!!
Ranted on: February 8, 2010




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Name: fed up

From: Canada

Job: Jackass of all trades

I quit my job on my birthday as a present to myself! Couldn't stand the incompetent yahoo they hired as manager. This guy was a complete and utter idiot!! I have no clue how the higher ups figured this guy would be the right candidate for the job! Guess he knew how to bullshit during his interview and they certainly swalloed his shit hook line and sinker! Always has his fucking hands in his back pockets snooping at everything we did. Thinks he can make this company successful AHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Jokes on you! You're a fucking lazy good for nothing delegating retarded loser! I can see the huge hole up you backside is where the higher ups can put their hands to use you as their puppet to delegate the crap to us.

I was a very good worker and gave 110% everyday. I along with others were what was keeping your dog and pony show successful. We're tired of being treated like shit and will revolt.

I did the right thing and got the fuck out of there before I physically assaulted you, you worthless piece of shit!
Soon the higher ups will realize what a big mistake they made in hiring you when all goes to hell and I ain't there to fix the machinery the so took for granted all these years!
Fuck you all to hell you unappreciative fucks!!
Ranted on: February 8, 2010




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Name: Long Timer

From: Cube

Job: Bend Over & Smile

Bad enough that it's Monday now add a never-ending meeting where people who love to hear themselves talk drone on & on & on. Hey Assholes please notice when your audience has turned glassy-eyed and slack-jawed. This is a sign that it is time to shut your jabber holes. No one is listening. No one is impressed with you - okay maybe your Mommy is impressed, so go home to Mommy and talk her head off. Weirded out! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ranted on: February 8, 2010




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Name: Stan

From: Liverpool

Job: technician

I gave my notice in at work today.told them im giving them 2 weeks..
But then then dick head of a boss said no! you have to give 4 weeks or il take you to court!! wot a tosser he is.. said its in your contract..iv only been there for a year.so i said 2 weeks and walked out...what you reckon any 1????
Ranted on: February 8, 2010




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Name: Sparky

From: Boston

Job: Leasing Consultant

So I am not sure my job is working out any more. I am again at a property and we are both siting here doing NOTHING. I can't handle this everyday. I think property management leaves me too much time on my hands to do whatever. I think I average 2/3 of my working hours on the computer, surfing the web. Yesterday, I finished what I needed to do in about 45 minutes! Then spent another 1 1/2 hours looking for any little nitty gritty thing to do, before giving up. There was nothing else for anyone too do. I feel like my life is being wasted and I am not getting paid enough money to sit here and do nothing.

I need so direction here! Something, Anything!
Ranted on: February 8, 2010




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Name: ARTHRITIS

From: NY

Job: DATA ENTRY JERK

MY BOSS ASKS FOR INPUT CONSTANTLY AND NEVER ACCEPTS IT. WHEN YOU BRING TO HER ATTENTION THAT SOMETHING COULD BE DONE BETTER SHE GETS ANGRY BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T THINK OF IT HERSELF, PUTS YOU DOWN FOR COMING UP WITH THE IDEA AND THEN NEVER EXECUTES IT. SHE ENCOURAGES US TO BE A TEAM AND THEN BRINGS THE ENTIRE TEAMS MOOD DOWN BUT ENFORCING A "QUIET RULE" THAT MAKES US FEEL LIKE WE'RE SITTING IN A LIBRARY. EVEN THOUGH WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP SHE INSISTS ON DOING OUR WORK RATHER THAN THE HUGE LIST OF THINGS SHE'S TOLD US SHE HAS TO DO. WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
Ranted on: February 8, 2010




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Name: truthserum

From: USA

Job: Marketing

Shoot to Kill!

My direct boss is a repulsive, unorganized, reactionary bitch. She delegates even the most simple tasks and she gets after you when you can't remember all of them. She hacks up phlegm in her office and microwaves disgusting food. If it wasn't for her husband and two small children I'd probably drown the bitch. Peace-
Ranted on: February 8, 2010




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Name: TC

From: USA

Job: Service technician

Rant and Rage! I have been in this line of work for thirty years and now work for disorganized dunderheads who have no clue.
#1 the floor sup sings out loud at his desk.
#2 calls everyone "easy money" accompanied by a stupid hand gesture.
#3 everyone in the shop makes fun of him because he is such an idiot. Out loud, and he retorts with "you can talk the talk but can you walk the walk"? I told him he needs a walker just to stand up because he is getting crushed by the weight of his own bullshit.
Ranted on: February 8, 2010




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Name: Annie

From: Lard Ass Ville

Job: Chase My Tail

WTF is your problem????????? Really? Are you seriously this stupid?? Fucking hate you. You smiling at me???
Ranted on: February 8, 2010



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