Release your Job Stress - Have a Workrant
There are 919 recent Workrants on 46 pages. [1] 2 3 4 5 6
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: I hate From: my fucking Job: JOB!!!! |
Why do I have to do all the fucking bullshit in this fucking place?!! OTher than gettting in shit when something gets fucked what do I get out of that?!!! Absolutely butt fuck nothing, that's what. They;re just taking advantage of my easy going nature those fucking power triping slave driving fuck bags! WELL NO MORE!! Next job offer I get i'm taking it! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS GOODBYE AND DO YOUR FUCKING SHIT WORK YOURSELF YOU CHEAP ASS ARROGANT PIG HEADED FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!! I HOPE YOUR COMPANY GOES TO HELL WITHOUT ME THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY YOU FUCKED ME OVER YOU FUCKING LOWLIFE!!!! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!! |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Anonymous From: Chi-town Job: Bullshit! |
First of all, I hate my fuckin' job. I work for a bullshit ass department working bullshit ass security with these wanna be cops!!! Hey M, you fat ass prick! You called me on the radio several times for no fuckin reason sending me on wild goose chases but yet you wanna be a cop! You can't even put a decent sentence over the radio because you're too stoopid! You sound like porky pig over the radio you fat loser!! You stress everybody the fuck out with your bullshit you retard! |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: ghjk |
everyone hates me. i'm going to get fired. i'm scared and lonely and i work so hard and feel like a total failure. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Bitchboy From: shithole Job: slave nigger |
Goddamn fucking shithole place makes me soo fucking angry I can't see straight. Fucking bullshit, I'm the only one that does any fucking work in thrat fucking shit hole and I get treated like fucking garbage. This is clearly a company that punishes you for hard work and rewards you for being a dog fucker. I make 2 bucks an hour more than that lazy fuck head and the odd time I fuck something up they make sound like I should care. Why should I? fuck you dick head. Take this job and shove it up your fucking ass you cock licking miserable bag of shit. Fuck you! 4 dog fuckers in the warehouse that don't do shit all day and you can't "afford" (really just a cheap douche) to give anyone a raise. This company doesn't give a shit about it's employees so why should I give a fuck about my job?!! |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: That Guy From: Another Planet Job: Disappointed IT Guy |
Lying sack of shit, bible thumping, self aggrandizing, narcissistic coward pig fucker. May I repeat this to you 26 more times to you face: "You lack all credibility". I do truly hope you get ALL that you deserve. Coward. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Cyan Garamonde From: 305 Job: IT |
It's pretty to anyone with a brain that our manager is there cos she strokes bone. How could anyone be so incompetent and still be made a manager -- especially at such a young age? Backstabbing ditz gets you to open up but is quick to throw you under the bus when something goes wrong. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: On the brink From: of a Job: emotional breakdown. |
I hate my life. I should be happy. I am young, I just got engaged to a great guy in May, and yet, I am so depressed!!! my boss has such a goddamn such fucking ego. She is just a terrible, terrible, terrible person. She thinks her way is the only way, and god help you if you question her. She says "Feel free to ask questions!" And then when you ask her a question, she looks at you as if to say "What the fuck is your problem, shouldn't you KNOW this!!?" I think about burning the place down, but obviously I wont. I'm looking into psychiatric help to find coping skills or at least have someone to talk to who would be a neutral and unbiased person. I simply cannot quit. The field in which I work will become very busy in the oncoming months, so to throw away all that money would be terrible. But I'm still miserable. It's at the point where I dont even want the money, I just dont. i dont care if i work 40 hours a week, i dont care. i just want to punch in, get the shit done, clock out and go home. This is horrible and not helping. :( Sorry. I think I just need a shrink and possibly some pills |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: stumpy From: ? Job: time bomb |
Hey Lady, you walk like the Honey Monster, only there's nothing honey about you. You’re more of a bulldozer. The way your shoulders roll from side to side as you plod along and your inflexible arms like fat tree trunks. Slow, ungainly, lumbering - you need a rocket up your fat arse, except if it exploded there'd be too much shit to clean up and I've had enough shit already. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: pee on From: california Job: everything she doesnt wanna do |
my boss is a bitch that sits on her fat ass in the back room and uses her baby as an excuse to leave every fucking day 4 hours early. she does nothing but sit and bitch out orders...o wait she alsoo bitchs at her staff like we are retarted or some shiut. Get off your high horse bitch you make damn near minimum wage! oh and for all the cunts i work with that are two faced whores, i hope you are stuck working that shitty job the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and for the fucking kiss ass dick head that sucks her ass all day, you are a worthless, spineless two faced hick that should get a real job |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: cowboyathlete From: Texas Medical Center Job: work horse |
You fucking witch. I am sick of your condescension and your ass kissing. I don't care if you are faculty, your schmoozing is so damn see through. I have no desire to be part of your audience. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Work From: With Job: Shit |
Listen you shit sack. You f'd up your own spreadsheet. Why do you automatically assume that I am to blame when something doesn't jive? Or you blame the software. Or you blame your assistant. Or you blame accounting. It is your fault wet ass. You f' d this up. You you you. Just admit it for once. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: WAITING 4 KARMA 2 PUNCH YOU From: CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA Job: CHUCK NORRIS IN TRAINING |
Here is the thing, you think you are so smart licking the boss' old crusty asshole clean, preaching your religious bullshit to anyone who will listen and taking the small bit of "power" you have to make everyone in the office feel less than....But you are not smart or clever... So when you are done with your rim job take a 5 minute break and read the follow: Everyone in the office knows that you are a backstabbing little bitch. So quit posting fake shit on facebook about "praying" for people and shit because EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE HAS SEEN YOU TALK SHIT TO BOSS.... everyone has seen you maliciously and intentionally point out others' errors, as small as they may be, just to make yourself look better. You, sir, are a poor excuse for a man and a huge waste of space. In fact, everyone, except your wife apparently, knows you love to suck cock-- you unethical and immoral piece of shit!!! Why dont you do everyone a favor and slither your way back to that shithole Hialeah town you live and stop cloggin the Coral Gables air with your funk---BTW your beard makes you look like a pedaphile. One more thing, although I would love to send a mass email telling all those religious and political organizations that you belong to that you are a complete hypocrite who frequents titty bars and masterbates to porn, while at work --you sick fuck--I rather sit back and watch karma give you a swift kick in the balls. PS--just because you belong to these organizations doesnt mean you are "somebody", dipshit, any asshole with $25 can fill out an application and be a member---IDIOT. PSS-just because you post picture on facebook of you playing golf and smoking cigars,doesnt make people think you are sophisticated or rich--dumbass! PSSS--I know it is against your "so called" religion but do us all a favor and start using a condom when you fuck that troll you call a wife, spare humanity from another mutated freak ( your kid is a fucking mutant) -- I WISH I COULD USE YOUR FACE AS TOILET PAPER!!!! |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: emplyed From: job Job: worker |
Fuck this shit. Oh my god. Fuck it all. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Randall Spencer From: Dallas Job: PISSED OFF!!!!! |
 YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck is wrong with you? I sent out very direct email that was bold and red and pretty damn direct. And you have the nerve to question me about it when keeping the network secure is my job. If these fucktards that work for us had any common sense and did not go in and start deleting shit off the server that they had no fucking idea what it was, my email would not be necessary. Why won't you stand up for what you know is right? I don't care if your boss doesn't like it. She is not here and she does not have to put up with this goddamn mother-fucking bullshit every fucking day. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. What the fuck is wrong with people? Yes I am frustrated. I am frustrated because these people I work with and that you hired and morons. GODDAMN IT!!!!!! Now I have to run emails by you. You fucking CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: daniel |
AHH!! Finally. After a year and a half of this ignorant retarded gay ass company, I am moving up. I found a better job where I can work with actual intelligent people. These retarded bastards don't even know how fucked they are going to be when I go. How funny. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: luke From: nyc Job: tek |
small or big all companies are the same full of little men and women who pretend to be important my cocksucking so called boss is absolutely laughable he refers to the unlucky 2 under him as staff. he is so overpaid - this bitch is not worth even half of that anywhere else he really believes he is heading IBM's IT dept - any real manager would fucking die laughing at him i'd like nothing better than seeing his ass take a beating from a black dude - he's a racist motherfucker i called him on it - his defense was.....i dated a rican chick before what a fucking loser |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: s From: s Job: s |
i wish my boss was dead |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: what I From: tell Job: ya!!! |
Once again I'm vindicated in my assault on this place. From the leader (calls himself a CEO) on down. Once again he decides to get on his soap box and recommend a project and wants it done asap. So wtf do I do...I actually do my job and get it organized (knowing he wasn't going to go through with it..he just wants to be a dick...cheap fuck..and show off like he's actually fucking important when everyone knows he's a CLOWN)...anyway..I get everything aligned, sell the project and not only that got it so cheap there was no way he could say no (especially if he is so fucking serious out this company which I know he isn't) long story short ...same result...fucker chickened out....yet he'll go around bragging we have shit in place already when we DON"T. How about you let me do my damn job and actually get some shit done around here without you wasting my time. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: ryan u suck From: shit hole Job: fuck wal mart dc |
ill start by sayin fuck if u dont know wut that means ur fucking lucky... stay far far far away. ok ryan fuck u... ur such a fag. just cuz u cant b with guys and u married the first girl u met and she wont fuck u doesnt mean u have the right 2 b a complete ass. y do u say we have sooo much frwifht were wrkin overtime if the whole fuckin nite we have nothin yet we still wrk 11 hrs. if we have so much then get off ur lazy ass and put it online!!! cuz guess wut im pretty sure the desk will stay up even though ur not there 2 lean on it. and y do u favor this old bitch shes old an alchoholic and is a butch yet u favor her. wtf and come on now we have 10 zones 2 split between us she says im only tsking 3 zones so wut i guess i get 7 wow thanks of course ill do half of ur job and all of mine do u need nething else u stupid cunt. so i go tell my "manager" hey this isnt fair she needs 2 take 5 zones my production is gonna suck so get this he has the nerve 2 tell me well i cant manage where she goes. um... hello maybe u forgot but ur a fuckin manager. thats wut u do u fuckin d bag. and wen i do amazing and beat the record and say i got 5600 dont come up 2 me & say no u did 5587 come on now sry i didnt do the extra wut a lazy ass i am. fuck.... then 2day im gettin ready 2 clock out & he tells sheri 2 tell me 2 stack so i tell her um sry thats ur job. so she goes & tells not only my boss but my coworker gid knows wut so now there all mad at me. wtf sry im not gonna do ur job 2. so i go 2 help newaz so there nit all mad but theres no room 4 ne so i leave & i said theres not room 4 3 people 2 stack so my boss says no theres not go home like i just pissed him off. well fuck all of u. i hate my fuckin job and i dont know wut 2 do ive complained 2 the 2 big bosses & nothings been done they said they would take care of it but nithing has happened. im weeks away from transfering but im so close 2 quiting. wut a fucked up place. and its mostly my retarded boss. dude really isnt there nething else u could b doin besides pasin back & forth really be productive. and hes wrked there 4 5 years & he still doesnt know how 2 orderfill he tried once & fucked everything up & i had 2 fix it so he didnt get coached hum.. go figure he coached me so much i was almost on a step 2 yet he needs me 2 save his ass. wut a stupid ass. i fucking hate him. im so sick of driving home cryin. im 19 i shouldnt hate my job so much. but it only makes me excited 4 oct college here i come fuck u!!! the moneys not worth it. trust me |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Tired of assholes From: Somewhere important Job: Stupid enough to put up wih th |
Hi you two fucking idiots, you aren't the only ones who's project is important in this world. Fuckface #1 you and your little tits, do you think you are important???? You and fuckface #2 with the grey hair and dumbass rectangle glasses should just fuck off and be ejected into space with FF#2's faggot husband...your no better than anybody else assholes fuck off.....You are worse than the asshole that moved to D bay |