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Name: Rebecca From: Planet R Job: Slave |
 Noone else does shit. I am the chief dish, clothes and floor washer, snow shoveler, lawn mower, animal feeder and ass wiper.I'm finding me a new life and I'm out of here. I've had enough and I'm Done! |
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Name: kelsey From: tennessee Job: cna |
Well, I've been off for a week due to having surgery and I DREAD going back to work tomorrow night at the hell hole of a nursing home I work. LPN's just sit on their asses watching the televisions that are intended for residents. They hear a call light going off, but instead of answering it they'll say "where is that light?' That's their cowardly fucking way of saying "hey workhorse, get up and answer that light, my show's on". FUCKING FAT OVERPAID DAMN PILL PUSHING LPN'S CAN ALL GO TO FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!  It would pleasure me greatly to just watch each and every one of them one at a time be slit from asshole to sternum, salt poured in every wound and then be burned alive. Come the fuck on, they make anywhere from 14- 20 dollars per hour compared to my 9.00 per hour, yet they do absolutely NOTHING that involves more than writing and throwing a pill down a pt's throat. That's if they even REALLY give the pt the pill, most of the LPN bitches I work with sign the meds out and pocket the pill for themselves. Afterall, what could a non responsive 90 year old say anyway? Fuckin bastards hopefully will be in that shape oneday and be treated the same way they treat their co workers and pt's and I hope I'm there to see it. Actually, I hope I'm the CNA that they have to rely on for care when they are in bad shape. Maybe when she's at MY mercy they'll be sorry for talking to me and treating me like a fucking stray dog 
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Name: JackAss From: Northpole Job: Terminator |
Oh!! I can't believe it's so f***ing painful. I feel like my heart crushing inside. I just can't get over this sh*t. My boss who is my best friend turn on me. All I did is make a f***ing simple statement. No name calling, no personal attack. I guess the shoe fits and he just wore them badly. I can't believe he pulled that stupid whining bitch into his office and trash me. The cry baby needs his mummy. He always say he doesn't take things person, but man I think he takes it even if its not personal. He needs to grow up and act like a professional. He feed that bitch with so much lies she f**ing cry like a baby that her papa is going to leave because of me. Now probably everybody who wasn't at the meeting thinks I shattered the nice guy. At least everyone on my team thinks I just made a statement. I couldn't find one person who thinks I was directing it to him and her. don't get me wrong I still love him dearly but, he needs some serious management training. And that stupid whining bitch feeling like she is on cloud nine now, I can't wait for her to throw him under the bus. I'll stand back and listen to his f***ing bones crushed. I can't even discuss other problems with this guy now. He treats me liked I am some damn stray dog. I am so f***ing stressed working there now . I am fedup with all those old menopausal whining backstabbing bitches. Burn in hell you a**holes. Even hell may refuse then because they might burn it down with their hot flashes. JackAss |
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Name: Art Monkey From: Still Here Job: It has a TITLE?! |
 Man, over a week vacation between Xmas and New Year's and it's 10 minutes before the Drama Cow starts in on employees that aren't in yet. I'll bet she was waiting with clnched teeth so she could come back to work and leave her hellish marriage at home. 35 minutes before the Whiner comes up with "probmes oh my god they're awful. We're dooooomed!".It's amazing. 2009 people, anything new? No? Well here's to the tunes that keep on sucking. And I'm stuck here, the economy is shitty so can't quit now. That would be "irresponsible" to my creditors. I'll never be able to leave. 
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Name: CellJockey From: Rochester, NY Job: Wireless Data Technician |
For a majory corporation this please really blows. You give me a "Final Written Warning" for being disabled and having to go to doctors appointments and for being on a written warning as a punishment you take away my sick days?! That makes TOTAL FREAKIN SENSE... Lets take away the gimps sick time because he's sick. Where do the corporate rejects who think of this stuff come from? I swear our entire HR department had to take desensitivity training on how to become pricks their answer to everything is "It seems like you dont like your job here, why dont you go somewhere else"? That really makes you feel appreciated. Then today we get an email from the head honcho (Director) telling us we should appreciate our jobs and not take ANY time off because he's giving away prizes... Yeah a $5 corporate logo polo shirt I already have 10 of really makes me want to sit at my desk and take 50 calls a day from some guy that doesnt know how to work his blackberry which is fun since he doesn't even own a computer either. If I didnt have a family I would have cursed every one of my bosses out then sued their ass for discrimination against handicapped employees. It took them 2 months to accomodate my handicap so I could work in the building so I missed a lot of time during those 2 months DUH. I wish I could tell you who I work for so you could all boycot their big red butts..
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Name: SaltyDave From: Bay Area Job: Developer |
Oh shit I can’t believe how poorly managed this place is. Some people should not be allowed to use computers let alone create huge projects that link several systems together. You know I said when I started here that I needed 2 weeks off over the holidays (that was like 5 months ago) Then a week before I go on vacation they start talking about flying me back to the office mid vacation. I would have said “FUCK YOU! learn how to plan your resources before taking on a huge project” But I simply said they will need to provide me with a laptop and a remote connection. They said yes to the laptop, but then a couple days later they asked me to ask a relative if I could use their computer to connect and work remotely… Once again is should have said “FUCK YOU! learn how to plan your resources before taking on a huge project” But I simply said my relatives can’t help. Anyway that is just one incident… shit like this happens all the time at this place. And God I want out of here.
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Name: sum guy From: everywhere Job: mamanger |
i hate working at papa johns pizza..i hate u fuking custumer thinking that they are da shit just because they are ordering a goddam pizza...i wish i could spit on all of u...god damn i hate u ppl so bad!!!!!! cant wait to finish school so i can send u all to fukin hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Name: SIGH From: MERSEYSIDE Job: DENTAL NURSE |
I am the only reliable member of staff in my workplace. I go to work everyday with a smile on my face-its forced but its a smile, and wait for the latest idiotic phonecall from my collegue to tell me she's not in. What is it today dear? Ebola, oh sweetie what a shame, you're bleeding from every orafice are you? but you've got a sicknote and you'll be in next week, ok bye. Well that may be a slight exaggeration but so far, every year she's worked there shes had about twice as many days off sick as my total annual holiday leave. She has 2 chronic health conditions, Hypochondria and Bone idle disease. So far it's been 2 weeks for stress, 2 weeks for backache, 1 week 'possible' food poisoning, 2 weeks bereavement for a distant relative, various days still pissed up from the night before-'sickness bugs' and now shes pregnant so that will give her a whole raft of new excuses to be off. Meanwhile I have to do her job as well as my own while she gets to sit on her ever spreading arse watching the jeremy kyle show i love my job!
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Name: Angry Joe From: Where the winds howl Job: Pack Horse |
My workplace has eradicated any remnant of motivation and energy I used to possess. My three bosses are inconsiderate idiots with a shocking lack of intelligence, business sense, and basic human decency. I really do think they will run our product into the ground. And many of my coworkers are helpless boobs. I've lost three offices in a little over a year, two of them before I even had a chance to move in! Favors are granted exclusively to complainers and suck-ups, and since I'm neither (with the exception of complaining here), my situation steadily deteriorates. I have never been this tired. Bad pay, bad vibes, bad everything. Oh, and I just LOVE working Friday nights. And Saturday nights. And Sunday nights. Who needs unnecessary luxuries like spare time? I despise my job with every atom in my exhausted body!
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Name: Hospnutt From: Ark Job: Er Pt Access |
I have the 3 most retarded bosses in the world. I boss could not do the job if she wanted to. The second boss has her circle of suck up that if you are not one of them you are on the caca list. The 3rd only got his job because he is friends with a big boss and his old boss got rid of him because he could not do his job. Cant fire him because he is friends with the big boss. He has broken so many HIPPA laws and if you tell the other supers about it they came back on you. And one of the big suck ups is such a BADGE BUNNY that you can smell you comming a mile away.  Nobody will do anything. I just love running an Er bymyself. Just wait till I tell OSHA about how we never get lunches but they take them out of our checks. THey have to be approved before we can miss. How do we know what our pt flow will be. What a Dumb Ass
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Name: noneya From: c-bus Job: ass-kisser |
I would like to thank my assistant manager for the nice anonymous letter she left me explaining how I wasn't doing my job correctly. Thank you for being a bitch 24/7 I appreciate your effort. So now that I know I'm not doing my job correctly its okay for you to play around at work. But its not ok for me to make mistakes as I've just got promoted and have not been trained properly. I look forward to the day where I can tell you to shove all the drama you create up your fat ass. And please for the love god take a shower we don't want to smell your ugly ass. your not pretty so give it up. I'm surprised your not fired bc of all the shit you do. YOUR A BITCH. My last day I'm going to mess up everything so your fat ass has to work instead of sitting in an office and talking on your phone...
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Name: too smart to work here From: a small state of colorado Job: healthcare recruiter |
I am dreading going to work tomorrow as I swear I enter the twilight zone every day I walk through the doors. I work with low performers, a boss who couldn't see great work if it hit him in the head, and just plain stupid managers to help recruit people who won't stay over 90 days anyhow. It is so hard to believe I got an education for this.......the only bright thing is a smart co-worker who hates it as much as I do. Here's to finding a new job in 2009! It makes me so happy just to think about giving my notice.
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Name: Dave From: My mother? Job: IT |
Well its sunday, 23:30 and just finishing my xmas period off and dreading going back to that s**thole I call work. What sucks about the place is that everyone there thinks they are it! they are the don! everyday I walk through the doors its the same thing from my colleagues making their heads bigger and cracking wise ass jokes all day long... I just wanna throw my computer out of the window, turn into Hulk and smash the place up! As for the management they can suck my balls. I've never worked with such life sucking non caring pricks in my life. My balls could be chopped off rendering me from having kids and yet they still want reports on their desks sharp... reports that consists of bull that in reality they are not interested and just chuck away after reading it.You know what they cant do with it, they can wipe the ass with it after I glue sand on to it with shards of broken glass. I hate my job so much that if I won the lottery I would march into the office, pull my pants down and do a proper hot steamer right on the carpet and hang a sign saying suck my balls. It sounds like i'm a bad person but really im not, im just normal like every one of you who reads this. Any normal person has the ability to hate and all that I hate is where I work unforunately. Thanks for your time reading this and I really hope that if there is anyone who has the same work issues they will back my rant up. |
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Name: anon From: uk |
i hate my boring job! I really dont want to go back to work tomorrow! The people are great but the job is so boring i clock watch all day and wonder how i have ended up working here! i know so many people are in the same position, but its ssssssooooooooooo boring you cant believe!
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Name: Angelo |
I hate my work, I cannot motivate myself to go anymore. It seriously drains the life out of me. I dread every day. My boss is a bitch, who has no management ability. She does not have a clue on what I am doing, and her management skills are highly inappropriate. To be honest I hate the bitch. She speaks down to everybody and has no respect for any of the co-workers. Her idea of managing the company is basically waisting shit loads of company funds on her eccentric ideas, which are all highly questionable. In my opinion she is a lunatic woman who has no management skills which leads her to bully people into doing things for her. I HATE HER!!! I want to quit my job, I have to find another job placement, as this one sucks. |
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Name: Why do you ask? From: Guess Job: Nurse |
I work really hard & I love my job, I like the fact, I help people maintain independence. I hate the fact I work with such a***oles, who waste my time & have no respect for the clients. I have seen so many people be so rude & hurtful towards the clients, if I had a dollar for every time it happened, I'd be able to quit my job & I wouldnt have to worry about my college fees. The people I work with are nothing more then bastards.When I started my job, I was meant to have my very own supervisor, I'm still waiting for that superviser. There is no order, no happiness, just a bunch of sour faced dhs, who are more interested in their pay packet then the health & wellbeing of the people they provide 'care' for. The laws which my work is based on, are flouted & ignored. I mean, too bad if they got a blood borne illness. I follow everything by the book, because I look out for the clients & myself, I follow infection control & wash my hands, as per staff manual. Instead of being praised, I'm labelled a 'time waster' & a 'suck ass', because I choose not to put myself at risk of infection of one sort or another, for both myself & the people I look after. Whats 5 min's of hand washing every now & again really going to do? Save money on meds & save staff from having to deal with sick people. I asked one person what they were going to do with an item that they had in their hand, because it had S*** on it & i some how got yelled at for it.  I'm yet to have a shift where I don't cry. I look foward to the day when I am in control of the place where I work & I will sack everyone of those fucking assholes  College means I move away & I can't wait for the sweet sweet day, where i get to say a big "FUCK YOU!" to the staff and be on my way. I hope my clients come back and haunt the sh*t out of the staff. |
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Name: Anna From: NV Job: clerical piece of meat |
I hate this one piece of shit drama-loving whore bag that I work with. She chewed me out today for booking her appointments and FOLLOWING THE PROTOCOL I'VE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO FOLLOW. She told me all these special things she needs in order to be "properly prepared" for an appointment, which basically means she needs me to baby her through each shift. BULLSHIT. The shittiest part is that she's best friends with my manager, so I'm sure she gets all the special treatment she wants when I'm not around, which fits in so well with all that "Teamwork" crap my workplace constantly spouts. I just hate how she thinks she's above me when she's just a cunt rag who has a personal problem with me. It takes all my energy sometimes to keep it together because I WILL NOT LET HER FEEL AS IF SHE HAS ANY POWER OVER ME. I believe in Karma and it will come to her even if I never see it happen. But, as far as today is concerned, FUCK THAT FAKE ASS STUPID BITCH I HOPE SHE TRIPS AND FALLS AND POPS ONE OF HER IMPLANTS.  Love, Anna
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Name: doormat From: hell Job: ass kisser |
So after 7 years of hard work I guess a 10 dollar gift card covers it. Happy Fucking New Year to you too.
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