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Name: Thank

From: you

Job: Workrant

Well you only need a rant when you’re feeling low
Only miss a rant before it starts to show
Only know you love her when you let her go

Staring at the bottom of your glass
Hoping one day you’ll make a dream last
But work goes slow and ranting goes so fast

You see your boss when you close your eyes
Maybe one day you’ll understand why
Everything he touches surely dies

But you really need a rant when you’re feeling low
Only miss a rant before it starts to show
Only know you love her when you let her go

Staring at the celing in the dark
Same old empty feeling in your heart
‘Cause work goes slow and ranting goes so fast

Well you see workrant when you fall asleep
But never to touch and never to keep
‘Cause you loved her too much
And you dived to deep

Well you only need a rant when you’re feeling low
Only miss a rant before it starts to show
Only know you love her when you let her go

And you let her go
Well you only need a rant when you’re feeling low
Only miss a rant before it starts to show
Only know you love her when you let her go

Staring at the bottom of your glass
Hoping one day you’ll make a dream last
But work goes slow and ranting goes so fast

You see your boss when you close your eyes
Maybe one day you’ll understand why
Everything he touches surely dies

But you really need a rant when you’re feeling low
Only miss a rant before it starts to show
Only know you love her when you let her go

Staring at the celing in the dark
Same old empty feeling in your heart
‘Cause work goes slow and ranting goes so fast

Well you see workrant when you fall asleep
But never to touch and never to keep
‘Cause you loved her too much
And you dived to deep

Well you only need a rant when you’re feeling low
Only miss a rant before it starts to show
Only know you love her when you let her go

And you let her go




Submitted by:
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Name: Jesus

From: Middle Earth

Job: Boxer

To JENNIFER A., TAMMY P., & RACHEL H.: Shit I'll say it, I hate working for white-suburban/small brained cunt's.

You're not smart, lack class, and are basically the definition of white-trash whores. I wish you no luck, and hope you all die from your own stupidity.




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Name: T

From: Texas

Job: Everything



I FUCKING HATE MY JOB I USED TO LOVE IT BUT NO IM THE ONLY FUCKING WHITE GUY I WORK FOR A BUNCH OF INDIANS THAT MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL. THERE SO FUCKING CHEAP THEY WONT PAY 2 CENTS TO HAVE SOMETHING MADE AND EXPECT ME TO DO EVERYTHING FOR THIS GOD DAM COMPANY. I AM TECH SUPPORT I AM FUCKING OPERATIONS I AM FUCKING KEEPING TRACK OF ALL LEGAL AND TAX INFO I AM IN CHARGE OF PAYROLL BASTARDS ARE TO CHEAP TO INVEST IN A WORKING POS SYSTEM I AM WORKING ON MY DAYS OFF I NEVER GET TO SPEND TIME WITH FAMILY I FUCKING FUCKING HATE THIS JOB IF I COULD GET HIRED SOMEWHERE ELSE I WOULD DOESNT MATTER THAT I HAVE A DEGREE AND TONS OF HIGH REF. IF YOU HAVE A FELONY PREPARE TO WORK LIKE A BITCH AND TAKE IT IN THE ASS. GOD DAMMIT. I SUPPORT MY FAMILY I DO SO MUCH. IM VERY UNDER PAID SEEING THERE ARE NEW EMPLOYEES AT OUR 8 STORES THAT MAKE MORE THAN ME YET IVE BEEN HERE 9 YEARS. FUCK MY LIFE AN FUCK YOU STUPID COMPANY.




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Name: Why are you shutting down???

From: :-(

I wish you'd keep the site going. It provides a great outlet for folks that are being persecuted (or believe they are) at their jobs.

Oh well. :-(




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Name: you pussies

From: got it made

Job: just work

The union pussies at my job got it made. They're so spoiled. They waste at least half the day fucking around when they should be working. If a manager trys to get them to work, they try to get out of it any way they can. The place is super fucked up and none of them care. They just keep shitting it up and making it worse. Lazy ass pussies. I've never seen a bigger bunch of babies than this lot. Fffffffuuuuuucccckkk. Whew. I feel better. Workrant you rule. Please don't close down. I will have to go postal.




Submitted by:
RANT:
Name: thank

From: you

Job: workrant

Thanks to workrant for letting people vent anonymously. You'll be missed. I just hope people have an outlet for their frustrations and stress now.

I'm willing to be absentee rates will skyrocket now.

Oh well.

It's a nice day to call off. I've been feeling a bit *cough* fuck em* under the weather lately.

I feel better already. Taking a nice day off, relaxing, and keeping an eye out for something better.

Things will get better, they can't get much worse. Chin up, and carry on.

Again, thanx workrant.




Submitted by:
RANT:
Name: Z

From: Detroit

Job: JC

The fat whale in the office isn't even qualified for her position.




Submitted by:
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Name: angry chick

From: cali

Job: underpaid slave

Why haven't I learned by now to just NOT ask you anything at all? I would be absolutely amazed if I asked you something just ONCE and got a response other than a blank stare and a "deeerrrrrrrrrr, I dunno….." I mean really, how stupid of me to expect my boss, the sole owner of the business for over 37 years, to know things. And then you have the nerve to passively aggressively micromanage all of us like you even have an ounce of a clue as to what the hell is going on everyday. Why do you even show up? Just go the fuck away, we'd all be much happier and get so much more done without your constant idiotic interruptions and endless need of handholding. FUCK OFF.




Submitted by:
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Name: Bitches

From: in my

Job: office

I work with some wolves...I mean women..who are very nasty with me. I hate them but what makes it amazing is, have they looked in the mirror themselves?

J-you fat whale. I am counting them minutes till you have your first heart attack..being over three hundred pounds and eating shit is your grave..I can't wait.
S-you think you're cute. You always look in the mirror. You're face is covered with bumps..whiteheads, I'm thinking..I now I'm no beauty but I don't make others feel ugly. You also have no lips..you are going to age like your mother..hahahaha. I trust you the least. Work yourself to death..while I go home right at 5pm and chill...hahah go insane and now I'm going to task you even more
R-I would be embarrassed to hang out with you in public. You are ugly. Nice short hair..you have a ton of wrinkles in your face. Your stomach is hanging like your five months pregnant. Plan Jane is what you are.
S-you made fun of me when I broke out due to stress. Yesterday, what do I see on your face..nice zits on your chin...hahaha..you said you never make a mistake..your insane..fuck you
M-your baby talk is annoying...you now work all these crazy hours..hahahaha. nice life. If someone female is talking baby talk, trust them the least..also, you gained a shit load of weight..your wedding pictures look like a completely different person. Go back to the other office..I hate you the most. fucking whore

I am going to look for new work..the best part the above bitches have so much work..haha..when I do leave, I am giving zero notice so these whores can do my work. leave them standard.




Submitted by:
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Name: Hotel Guy

From: Hotel Hell

Job: I Have a Title?

Bitch, get away from my desk... The comments on the reservation say nothing about having access to the Executive Lounge for breakfast so I didn't tell your party. There's also no indication that breakfast is included in the rate or just because we put your parties room on the executive floor. We put people in all different parts of the hotel, executive floor included, in order to satisfy room type requests and whatever else. If you say you negotiated that all your parties rooms be on the executive floor and include comp breakfast in the lounge then great, good for you, go to the lounge in the morning and enjoy yourself. The folks here aren't sticklers about whom does and doesn't have access as it's not worth having a fight over it. Plenty of other folks in the past and I'm sure in the future either have or will swear that they're entitled to comp breakfast in the lounge based upon their company, the rate, their profile or whatever else.

But don't "tell me like it is" or that it's what you negotiated with the Sales Department when you booked your party cause I really don't care... Come talk to me about something that's actually important okay? There are times I really hate working with the public when someone like you thinks they're better than I am and can "talk" to me in order to set me to their satisfaction.




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Name: brooke

From: midwest

Job: csr

Its so nice to work somewhere for a short time to discover that your training manager is a total bitch who puts people on the spot, treats new people like theyre in kindergarten and has a bitchy know it all attitude. I wish she would just fall off the face of the earth and never come back. Fuck off you dumb cunt. You're one of the reasons why Id rather put a gun to my head than go into that lousy fucking job ever again.

Also, so nice to work somewhere where you have to take inbound calls and oh yeah theres no fucking option to use the fucking bathroom unless you go on break or lunch, even if you have to go really bad because no one EVER has to go really bad. And apparently no one at this shit hole has ever heard of irritable bowel syndrome...Fucking retarded and ridiculous to say the least.


The customers are awful, the training sucks and the job makes me feel completely fucking stupid because the training could have been way better if it wasnt rushed, we didnt spend too much time on stuff that didnt even matter and we didnt go through things at a million miles an hour....Fuck...I cant wait to get the fuck out of here once and for all and its only been a little over a month.


I cant catch a fucking break. I always wind up in these horrible, dead end jobs and ive been on the floor for 3 days and have already fucked up so bad and did all the wrong things.


This job is fucking ridiculous and retarded and im not surprised at all that so many people Ive known told me that this job is a fucking joke for many reasons.

Ive also heard that when someone quits, they want to know the reason. Why the fuck do I have to give a reason?! If I cant even fucking stand the site of this place, let alone be able to use the bathroom if I have to go really bad and I cant because theres no fucking option and even when there is on breaks and lunches, the bathroom is fucking closed for cleaning then why do you need a fucking reason for people quitting when its none of your fucking business?!


Fuck off, I hope the place goes out of business soon enough.




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Name: Bullet4MyValentine

From: Heaven

Job: Crime Fighter

To the worst, crooked-teeth chiropractor and her fat, bald-headed husband: If you're not going to offer full-time then why post that shit to begin with during the hiring process.

Also, why fucking offer it during the interview process. By the way some fucking training. Please, there is no system. You make it up as you go along. No wonder I felt "un-focused" and "scatter-brained." Adding insult to injury.

Also, your office won't grow, especially if you can't keep the patient's damn appointment's on time. How many patient's did I see storm out while I was there? Two, and that was like back to back. That's a big fucking deal if your a private practice, and this is all you have.

What business doesn't have a cash register for products that you sell in the office? You have some ghetto ass system for your cash transactions. No wonder there are so many mistakes at the end of the night when counting the deposit.

You know nothing about business, and all you did was use up my time and completely waste it. You didn't even give me the minimum I asked for. On top of the most useless job reference I can't use ever again because you only let me work for a week, but said I was there for two! Bitch please. Obviously you don't know how to keep track of the day. You don't even give people a chance! "Oh we're familiar about who fits in and who doesn't. We don't want to waste our money." Way to lump me in with the rest of the who-evers you previously hired and then fired.

Anyways, if you've already hired someone and gave my position away then WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF HIRING ME!!!!!!!!!!! You wasted your own resources because you couldn't make up your own damn mind.

By the way congratulations on hiring an obese-post lab-band surgery candidate that you don't allow to actually physically move around the floor because of her "physique." Way to go! Just let her sit on her fat-ass and make me run around and do all the dirty-ass work.

I'll be bad mouthing your practice especially about how filthy it is. I guess what I heard was true. Chiropractor's are just people who failed out of med-school AND failed their core business and ethic's classes. How's that for lumping you and your disgusting, body-oder smelling husband into a failed category.

I'm fancy and your fancy-feast. I got my lou's on while I work on my grind, while you're in your lame ass new balances. Already have a job lined up and it's only been a day cunt. Your loss. You were the first and last of this shit. I've never in my life felt so degraded as I left your office.

Hope a candle is left on and burns the place to the ground. I'm done.




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Name: merrrr

From: here

Job: stuffffff

To wake up so damn early and think about working with any of you makes me want to shove a fork in my fucking eye. All of u suck in your own fucked up way. If you're too lazy to get out of your chair to do Ur job then fucking retire already. Don't stare at me all day hoping I find it in myself to take on your workload too. And if you've worked here for far over a decade then you would think you've gotten used to being here at 8 am. Don't come in every goddamn day looking like an ugly ass zombie who has no energy to move let alone help someone w a question. It takes three hours before you even pretend to do your job. N wtf is wrong w the management??? How could u just let it all fall to shit in front of you and let these fuckers do anything or nothing for 9 hours a day?? You micromanage the most ridiculous shit yet can't tell someone to ummm.... Do what u pay them for?!?!? Jesus what a great day everyday. You are all such a blessing to be around.




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Name: tech agent

From: the work at home world

Job: tech

If you want a stressful job with where supervisors/managers force you to make sales even though you are "suppose" to only do tech support services for customer "according to their job discription". If you want a job that makes threats of firing you if you don't a certain amount within a month, then don't work for NEWcorp. This is one of the worse jobs on earth along with a few others. even though its nice to work at home, this is one of the work at home jobs you deff don't want. Supervisors don't know anything, their troublshooting scripts half of the time don't fix anything. and when you fix somthing using a method not in the script, they get mad and take points away from your scores. I am more frustrated with the way this company rules regarding troubleshooting and they way to handle customers. they basicly want you to take abuse from people with a smile and kiss they ass at the same time and want you to sale to them on top of that. I am already applying for a different job that does not have anything to do with sales. I have already got replies from 2 of the jobs that i applied for and have a interview with one coming up next week. I hope all goes well for me. this company creates frankinstine customers, handling customers are easy but this company creates irate and rude customers and expect us to calm them down when they are the ones the screwed up their services. its bullshit and i cant wait to stop doing this. im going to hold on for a little longer but im not sure how long i can last before i say fuck you to eveyone




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Name: o

From: m

Job: g

Learn how to use your fucking email!

You don't have a right to be mad at me. I didn't hear your little announcement because unlike SOME people in the office I actually answer the phone and help customers. And, quite honestly, I try to tune you out half the time anyway because all you do is talk.

If you are leaving and a customer is coming to pick something up you did... EMAIL EVERYONE. Its not that hard. Its pathetic when you answer an email... oh... FOUR HOURS after it was sent. Not only should you USE your email you should CHECK your email.




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Name: blah

From: blah

Job: blah

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Submitted by:
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Name: nj

From: slave

I guess workplaces everywhere in the world shares these problems...human problems..: most people at work sucks, not your friends, don't help anyone, look our for the one and only...yourself. i actually don't mind my customers, its just all the red tape and crap in the backend of the operation...not enough stock, holding the stock..can't ship out this after this time....can't accept credit card without this and that...fuck how can I buy shit on amazon with 1 click and it takes like 4 hours to process payment from here?




Submitted by:
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Name: Kris

From: Canada

Job: Slave

You clearly have your favorites and it shows so much. They can what they want and fake injuries to stay home you still say nothing. They just have to say their stupid kid has something and they can leave? So i am penalized for not having kids. Shitface. All my team are back stabbing bitches. I hate them so much. So so much.
I just have accepted 4 days a week. Less money but fuck that it's one less day a week to see your fucking faces. I will sleep till noon every friday NOT thinking of you all stuck in that shitty office with a shittier boss.




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Name: Maximus

From: Buckinghamshire

Job: Advisor

You fucking cretin, I don't have to do your job for you because you're too fucking lazy to do it yourself, How you even became a manger only fucking Satan knows. You throw around your power because it's probably the only thing in your life that makes you feel important, you aren't changing the world, you're stuck in a dead-end job for which the only reason your staff stay is because the pay isn't that bad, If I were to quit it would be because of you, not the job. Fucking Cunt.




Submitted by:
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Name: John Doe

I needed that job to make a change in my life. Go fuck yourself.




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